Markhoism 

The unintentional and incorrect spelling of a word, usually with several letters rearranged. Always having either additional or missing letters. A common side effect of acute consumption of the herb "Rickdelieu" found in the dryer regions of South Africa. The origin of the word comes from the indigenous "Khoi" people who's cultural practice involves ingesting "Rickdelieu" which causes the user to enter a state of "poesgezigt".

The spelling illustrated by the young has a common tendency to reflect the consequences of a markhoism.

Markhoism by DUKTRIL88 January 18, 2023

marshism

Any way or relation to supreme coolness.

"Dude that surf board is marshism to the max!"

marshism by amandahugandkiss December 12, 2005

Marthism

(Mar-thizzim) ~ Noun: (1) a particular drunken intellectual worldview based upon a hazy and blurred view of history. (2) Analysis of drugs, alcohol, and various human liberations derived from the sayings of celebrity bartenders.

"Did you hear Dave's Marthism at the bar tonight?"

"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"

Marthism by Studley Hungwell February 2, 2010

Machoism 

If anything machoism should be the male genders equivilant to feminism ie if a feminist is a women who views the world in a certain way, guided by a 'feminist doctrine' (feminism) a machoist must be be a man who views the world according to a 'machoist doctrine'.

Machoism by goblinkingandrew October 19, 2003

Markism 

A seemingly far-fetched scenario in which there are no rational choices to resolve it and no rational explanation for how it came into being in the first place.

I either have to move across the country in two weeks, or be unemployed for a year.

The professor never taught from the book, then his midterm was on nothing but the book, so 95% of the class failed.

Markism by Guy Incognito November 11, 2003

Machoism 

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.

"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"

Machoism by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011

marksism 

1. Obsession with one's marks;
2. Willingness to do anything for higher marks;
3. The philosophy a person who actually wants to do something useful in life;
4. something all serious students should be.

A: I could've totally gotten a 90! Why do I always get 89?
B: Stop complaining, why are you such a marksist?
A: A what?
B: Marksist! You're obsessed with your marks!
A: ... Oh. Well, I'm a senior, my marks are important!
B: That's true. I guess marksism is a must.
A: Absolutely.

marksism by defenestratedwindows December 12, 2010