MarkBar™

(märk`bär)n.
a break-through scientific event of granola bars discovered by Mark Twain Henley the third, during the 1990's. The MarkBar™ is a granola bar composed of raw element which can cause adrenaline and increase of testosterone within a matter of minutes. Many people in language arts classes search for these bars to increase their energy. But they are only for emergency purposes.;
slang. something that gives you energy.

bob--"dude, i need a MarkBar™."

Jim--"yeah me too."

MarkBar™ by Zero951 April 9, 2009

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markbaiting

action of faking suicide inside a stream

Alex was faking suicide for attention, ¡He was Markbaiting!

markbaiting by sb37 September 23, 2023

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MarkBar™ • markbaiting • markbaretta • markvart

markbaretta

Unparalleled massive penis energy

Oh shit, look at that MarkBaretta, wow does he ever give off massive penis energy

markbaretta by TACTlCALEAGLE November 26, 2022

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markvart

another word for a pussy boy

hes such a markvart

markvart by markvarthater12 August 29, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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