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Maria Card 

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.
Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card
Maria Card by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022
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Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres 

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the most beautiful, kind, loyal, and all out amazing person/girlfriend/spouse you can ever ask for. She is a go getter and does what she wants when she pleases. although she can be stubborn, she will always know her right from wrong and will always make the right decision. She loves to party and will always be under the spot light. She loves to spend time with friends and loved ones and will do anything to keep the people she loves safe. Maria is also very talented, ranging from her ability to dance, sing, and being the top in her class. She is a closeted softie and will act mad even though she wants to just be in your arms. Without the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres in your life, you will never be able whole again.
Omg Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres, you are so beautiful!

I heard Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the best person you can ever be with.

If you are looking for the perfect friend, look no further because Maria is there to cheer you up and show you what living life is all about!!

Mariah Cardoza 

The most amazing person in the world. She's like a peach muffin mixed with a beautiful sunrise. She is AMAZING. And is a great best friend. =]
Do you know Mariah Cardoza?
Yeah she's the most amazing person ever!
Mariah Cardoza by danimal122393 November 28, 2010

mariacarla 

Whether she is comparing you to a mongoose or screaming about flying rats, Mariacarla is always ready for a laugh. No one is kinder of funnier or more outgoing than a Mariacarla. She’s kind of a privacy freak yet at the same time she loves to share about herself with you. She cares deeply about those that she loves and is super loyal. Mariacarla’s are usually exotic, specifically European. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mariacarla in their life.
Where is Mariacarla? Oh she’s probably the one in the corner playing soccer like a boss.
mariacarla by Flying ratzzz November 12, 2020

mariacarla 

Whether she is comparing you to a mongoose or screaming about flying rats, Mariacarla is always ready for a laugh. No one is kinder of funnier or more outgoing than a Mariacarla. She’s kind of a privacy freak yet at the same time she loves to share about herself with you. She cares deeply about those that she loves and is super loyal. Mariacarla’s are usually exotic, specifically European. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mariacarla in their life.
Where is Mariacarla? Oh she’s probably the one in the corner playing soccer like a boss.
mariacarla by Flying ratzzz November 12, 2020

mariacarlota 

A glorious girl, pretty eyes, a beautiful person, if you have a mariacarlota in your life you are very lucky
mariacarlota is the beautiful person alive
mariacarlota by ivbop November 22, 2021

mariacarmela

Mariacarmela is a wonderful name gived to a person who is from the south of Italy. Sometimes you can make a mistake because you write it “Maria” slash “Carmela”. No! It is not correct! You have to write Mariacarmela. In the case you make this mistake, a girl called Mariacarmela can hit you until you fall in love with her. Mariacarmela is a true and pacific person but if you make her sad... You’ll die!
Look! Mariacarmela is looking at you!
mariacarmela by Giadina November 22, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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