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Marcossed 

Something that was stolen; illegally acquired; used without permission from owner.

Origin: Taken from the name of ousted Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos who is holds a Guinness World Record for largest theft by a by a government. Various courts in the Philippines and the US have asked the family to return the ill-gotten wealth and to this day deny its existence.
Where did you get that Picasso?
I marcossed it from my old office.
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marcussexual 

being in love with a guy named marcus who has good style and a amazing taste in music who is also hot
i am marcussexual
marcussexual by Marcussexual January 6, 2021

Marconed 

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)
Hey Glen, you just got Marconed
Marconed by John Mill March 27, 2008

marcossunshine

Bestie
/best-ie/
noun
noun: bestie; plural noun: best bestie
A mutual of mine with funny content. And they are hot asf, I noticed that when I followed i got hotter by 8,73%. Even scientists proved that if you follow marcossunshine you will be happier and get better grades.

-aysheism on tt
Omg you look different today aysheism!

Yeah, that because im mutuals with marcossunshine.
marcossunshine by Aysheism March 17, 2021
Victim of theft, robbery or scam. As in politics, victim of historical revisionism and lies.
I chose marcos as my president because of what I have seen in facebook, Youtube and Tiktok about the good thing about him but only to find out that he is a scam. I was MARCOSED!
Marcosed by TrollExtinguisher May 30, 2022

Marcossexual

One who is Marcossexual will typically only be sexually attracted to and in love with Marcos. They often find themselves needing to kidnap and hold Marcos captive in their basement as their new pet, never being able to escape.
I am Marcossexual.
Marcossexual by threeminutesandahalf November 16, 2022
Cheating on your girlfriend in your house while she is asleep in your bed.
"Dude last night I marcoed this bitch so hard"
"I hope Katharine don't find out how I been marcoing hoes left and right."
Marcoed by Foreskinz October 21, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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