St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen
All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,
Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness
junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler
Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best
teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.
Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.