St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen
All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,
Chips and
Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary
food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with
Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.
Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.