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To pretend you know directions like you are are Lewis AND Clarke but instead you have zero idea where you are going.
I needed directions to get home for Worcester and was taken through a trash rotary obstacle course instead. I got Marandad.
Marandad by Jajubba July 8, 2026
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A very gorgeous girl who will always be there for you. Not everyone knows it but she is extremely smart. She is usually nice but if she has to she will kick some ass. Even when she has it bad she puts others first. she is usually a unconfident. Even though she shouldn’t be.
Maranda Is such a fun person to be around!
Maranda by Mary charm July 24, 2019
The best damn bitch on the earth. She is so gorgeous she is out of this world. She will help you no matter what she always has your back and she’s always ready to kick some ass. She would never give up on you she will lift you up and push you forward. She loves food and she’s always down to do whatever. She is so versatile And so talented. She’s the most smartest person on the earth I was making A’s people should have a Maranda in their life.
Who’s that chick right there

Oh you don’t know thats Maranda
Maranda might be a bitch but she has a kind heart but might brake your heart so watch out. Maranda loves to be online and talk to guys. She is very cute. But don't mess with her or she will beat the shit out of you. She is very strong. Most of the time she wants to be alone. she feels like a outcast to.
maranda U are so cute.
Maranda by Darkhorse23 June 6, 2018
Maranda is a sweet but spicy person she can give you a hug and punch you at the same moment just because she wants to she is always rather thick or skinny she also has some bomb pussy and will ride you tell th sunset come out
She so pretty she's such a Maranda
Maranda is the most genuine kick ass chick you will ever meet. Beautiful smart and awesome... Loving and kind but don't do her wrong....beauty with a brutal side believe that
man I wish I had a Maranda in my life... I don't have a girlfriend holding out for a Maranda
Maranda by marandakiss December 7, 2015
1. The type of girl you want to spend the rest of your life with and cannot see yourself without.

2. Someone you crush on so hard you might implode.
3. A stunning, gorgeous bombshell who could be considered an underground model.
That Maranda is the absolutely perfect girl for me.
Maranda by MacaroniMoshMan December 7, 2010
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A)
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