Mara Lardo

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.

Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.

by YAWA September 9, 2022

Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.

While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.

by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022