Maple lick

A Canadian form of oral sex where maple syrup is placed on both sets of male and female parts before having a 69.

Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night?

What?
I had a maple lick!

No way eh!

Maple lick by SpicyDangles January 30, 2015

Maple licker 

That one Canadian girl on tiktok

"That's right maple licker, know your place"

Maple licker by anonymous January 19, 2025

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.

"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020

lickma male 

A lickma male is a species of human who's entire purpose in life is to lick their balls.

I hate John the Lickma Male.

lickma male by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022