Sloppy handwriting usually attributed to men or teens. Can also be used for females that refrain from i's dotted w/ hearts, swirlyletters and smiley faces in the middle of fucking nowhere.
"Jason, why the hell would you leave a note on my car telling me to go to your house after work for a good time and then sign it "from baby" ?"
"Dude, what the fuck?!? That isn't my writing!! That must be Allison's. That chick has serious manwriting."
When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.
I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.
Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.
Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."