When a man cannot, for the life of him, find an item(can be any item, will often be of the "keys, wallet, phone" variety), and the item can only be located by a woman. Even though an exhaustive search was completed, the item in question will invariably be found in plain sight.
Stanley couldn't find the ketchup in the cabinet. Maria found it, right at the front, in 2.5 seconds. The ketchup was menvisible.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.