Mans brain

the only brain where squeezing boobs and jessica simpson are the number 1 thoughts.

Les was squeezin' her boob for a hour.

by PingKong July 30, 2005

manstrain

When i guy can't hold in his crap, and has no axxess to a bathroom, so he strains his hardest to hold everything in.

" Dude, can you hurry up I've got to manstrain to hold this in.

by im#1 November 10, 2011

Mansprain

A sprain of your dick

"Doctor, last night I got a mansprain. Can you help?"

by Mega Absol September 12, 2017

manstrained

Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.

Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.

by ambitin April 1, 2023