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Manoli is a person who doesn't give a damn about nobody. He is almost heartless but when he has a person he cares for, he will care for them greatly. He's sometimes too nice that people take advantage of him but at the same time he has the biggest ego and it rises high up higher than Wiz Khalifa.

He also has eyes, the kind of eyes that you could get lost and have an orgasm over; turquoise in color.

He can sometimes be a fuckboy and lies a lot, but only one person can keep him grounded which is his girlfriend. He chooses his girlfriend over everyone else but isn't whipped.

He is very annoying and doesn't take anything serious, everyone calls him immature because of the way he walks, talks and acts. He will do everything that is wrong but when it comes down to one person(his girlfriend), he may become serious.
Example 1:

Damn, is that Manoli?

Yeah man, he's with his girlfriend again.. Goals though.

Example 2:

What? Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Why is he with that other girl?

Ah, he's probably a Manoli.

Example 3:
*someone is being annoying and irritating*

Ugh, you're such a Manoli.
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A Ugandan slur against gay people.
Those damn Manolis.
Manoli by kjor December 28, 2021
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magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
She's a gorgeous person, always there for her friends no matter what happens. Everyone loves her b/c she's thoughtful but also tough and beautiful like the flower she's named after.
Guy1 : Isn't she beautiful?

Guy2 : Yeah she's such a Manolya

manoleng 

A term used to refer to a person who's become too obsessed with censorship. The word manoleng was derived from the name of a one time Philippine board of censor chairman Manoleng Morato who indiscriminately censored movies or sections of movies basically based on his whim.
The webmaster was so obsessed with the power entrusted to him and decided he can delete web postings based on his personal, often subjective, opinion. He is now referred to as manoleng.
manoleng by dorobo slayer May 26, 2009

magnolia texas 

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.