Mannmelter 

Mannmelter is a secondary weapon for Pyro from Team Fortress 2, designed to be used with Phlog.
Since Phlog has no airblast you can use Mannmelter to extinguish teammates.
Extinguishing teammates also gives you one crit per person.
It's a laser weapon and a flare gun.
Has no random crits.

Red Team Guy: BRO THAT GUY IS LITERALLY USING A PHLOG, MANNMELTER AND A THIED DEGREE
Blue Team Guy: Lmao

Mannmelter by Pyrank August 4, 2022

Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Manometer 

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.

Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly

Manometer by mrmangunn March 19, 2011