Peyton Manning's Forehead
Peyton Manning's Forehead by Swaggy J October 20, 2014
Peyton Manning Syndrome
1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs.
2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.
3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.
2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.
3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.
Peyton Manning Syndrome by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005
Arch manning standing on business against Sam Houston
Nora made a C on her essay!!! Yesss it’s like Arch Manning Standing on Business Against Sam Houston!!
Arch manning standing on business against Sam Houston by Labubu67mafi November 28, 2025
Manning Middle School
Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.
Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!
Manning Middle School by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019
Manning the Ship
A drinking game amongst friends. Can either be played with 750's, Liters or 1.75's depending on the tolerance and size of the group. Obtain a bottle of Captain Morgan, Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry's. Also take the size of the group and multiply that times 2... obtain that many mini-shots of Kraken Black Spiced Rum (if you can't find those, a bottle will do just fine). The goal is to finish all three bottles of Captain, Admiral and Sailor and each member of the group get's 2 shots of the Kraken throughout the experience (in a fashion similar to getting Smirnoff "iced") as to simulate the event of a Kraken attack on the ship. After you have completed this game, you are now probably pretty intoxicated and can tell people you are "sailing the seas".
"What are we drinking tonight?"
"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."
"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."
"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."
"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."
Manning the Ship by TheMorningLark August 20, 2015
manning middle school
Manning middle school is for whit rich snobs who’s parents think their kid is perfect, when in reality they are smoking and shit. The grades are also fucking the worse a B there is an A at everit or any other school
manning middle school by Gdasddde March 13, 2019
Starr Manning
Starr Manning is a teen on the best Soap Opera ever called One Life To live on ABC & SoapNet. She has been played by Kristen Alderson since she was like 6. Her dad is a rapist Todd Manning and raped her boyfriend, Cole Thornhart's mom in college. Her mom is the mega slutty Blair Cramer. Cramer women NEVER keep their legs closed. Starr & Cole werent allowed to see each other and then she go pregnant. Starr decided to give the baby to her teacher Marcie only Cole wanted to raise the baby. So Cole dumped her. Then when Starr gave birth her crazy bitch cousin Jessica stole the baby and switched her with her dead baby. For months Starr & Cole thought their baby was dead. Cole started doing drugs and Starr tried to fuck her teacher. Starr & Cole soon found out that their baby was alive after all but Starr still decided to give the baby to Marcie. Starr & Cole were very sad but they started making out so it looks like they are getting back together. Spoilers say that Cole will get arrested for having drugs, even though he wasnt susing, and go to jail. He will then propose to Starr after she tells him that Marcie has given them their baby back so that they can raise her together. Starr & Cole's daughter's name is Hope btw.
Starr Manning: I Love you Cole
Cole Thornhart: Even though your dad totally raped my mom in college I still wanna be with you only I dont have a condom
Starr Manning: that's ok you can't get pregnant your first time..O SHIT YOU CAN!
Cole Thornhart: Even though your dad totally raped my mom in college I still wanna be with you only I dont have a condom
Starr Manning: that's ok you can't get pregnant your first time..O SHIT YOU CAN!
Starr Manning by Jimmy the Sheik June 14, 2009