Mannertink

Someone who acts like they know everything, but when tested, it is shown they do not.

Jim always acted like a mannertink in class, but when the teacher called on him, he always drew a blank.

by etannggg July 19, 2009

mannequink

Noun (mana-kink)

1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.

2. A form of exhibitionism.

3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.

"Seeing all these perfectly round mannequin buttocks really brings out the mannequink in me."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Mandertwink

Someone who’s a very bad football player but somehow gets a starting job.

Why is this mandertwink on varsity he’s sucks.

by GeorgeBloud December 13, 2024

jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020