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mandingus 

The combination of mandingo and dingus. In effect: massive throbbing black cock
I'm just aching for a mandingus.
mandingus by Mandingus March 31, 2018
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mandingus 

A hung guy who's also a fool or an idiot
"Do you know Tyrone?"
"Yeah, he's a total mandingus."
mandingus by Fizzy Jizzy February 2, 2020

Mandingus 

Male african with small penis
Look at that mandingus
Mandingus by Nubmanjones May 15, 2018

Mandingus 

There is only one of these creatures and if found you must capture and study it. If encountered give him a peanut butter sandwich and some milk and he will pass out. Then you can study him before he wakes to fight the demons.
Mandingus: I wonder if they'll ever find this mandingus
Man 2: I'll bet he's hiding in his shell.
Mandingus by Justababs January 10, 2019

Mandingo Jaw Breaker 

Massive cigar. Usually bigger than a massive BBC (Big Black Cock). The term originated in a Youtube video I just watched about rolling cigars, where the man calls big cigars "Mandingo Jaw Breakers".
"We dont want to be rolling a Mandingo Jaw Breaker."

mandingo-phobia 

Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis
Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.
mandingo-phobia by VanKirkSter January 28, 2017

Manginius Maximus 

A heterosexually challenged individual who enjoys complaining about things that are of little consequence to anyone else.
Can you believe Todd was upset over that? What a Manginius Maximus!
Manginius Maximus by Da Big E May 14, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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