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The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱
“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”
Mandela catalogue by thefartman January 23, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The mandela catalogue 

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS
"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"
The mandela catalogue by geoom January 26, 2022

Mandela catalougue 

A Analog Horror Series Created By Alex Kister On YouTube
With 3 Main Episodes And A Few Other Small Videos That Are Apart Of The Series
Also is kinda scary
Omg Have You Seen The Mandela Catalougue Yet?
Its Like Really Good!
Mandela catalougue by .Cosmics July 20, 2022
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