A super duper buff, studly, masculine dude. Not henpecked. Nobodys man, a free mustang in the wind. Not broken. Never beat. The true spirit of the American man.
-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"
A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.
Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.
I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!