Man-must 

Not to be confused with man-musk, the sent of sexy ballers in a forest, no no no. Man-must is the deformed doppelganger of man-musk, think a room of teenage boys unwashed and sweatn' up something offensive.

The gimp storage unit in the Pleasure Dome reeks of man-must. Go clean it you BANANA HAMMOCK!

Man-must by Banana Hammie December 16, 2019

that man must be a Pices 

when a man is fickle, has anger issues and can't treat anyone with respect. usually likes the chase and stops trying when they bag the girl. (they belong in the trash, beware ladies)

"he stopped paying attention to me after we finally got together"
"oh sweetie that man must be a pices "

that man must be a Pices by daddylonglengs February 8, 2023

man mustard 

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

man mustard by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

Red Man Mustache 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.

Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"

Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?

Red Man Mustache by Thereis1 September 15, 2017

Man milk mustache 

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

Man milk mustache by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

no-no german mustache man 

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

no-no german mustache man by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

Mustache Trumpet Man 

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.

P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P

Mustache Trumpet Man by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011