The only place a man can
go after a long day of hard
work. A chair that is the only thing that can truly comfort and care for a man. Often an extremely comfortable recliner with foot rest. Obtaining one is part of becoming a man along with sex, facial hair and eating a full steak. Many times, a man finds his man chair by fate such as while sitting in the husband chair in a womens clothing store. Spying it from across the way, a man will become
like a
moth drawn to a
flame. He'll have no choice but to sit in the chair for as
long as possible and refuse to leave without purchasing it. A typical man will spend 4-8 hours out of everyday sitting in his man chair. This chair is also off limits to women, children and especially other men. Sitting in another man's man chair is
like borrowing, wearing and returning his underwear. It's just plain wrong. If one wants to truely destroy a man, then one must destroy is chair. The man chair is a man's pride and most significant accomplishment. Obtaining a nice car and having a high score on an arcade
machine follow closely behind. Women say that behind every great man is an
even greater woman, they are wrong. For the truth is this: Behind every great man is a comfortable man chair, and a tall
beer.
Wife: "
Honey, what do you think of this couch? Does it match our other furniture?"
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to
water*
