Man-Cold 

When a man (typically a father) sneezes, coughs or feels a little cold and then takes 1-3 days off and claims to be severely ill

"I can believe Doug took another sick day. "
"Yeah but it's probably just a man-cold"

Man-Cold by Squidsy24 November 26, 2019

man cold 

The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.

'Either i have meningitus, end stage brain cancer, or a man cold'

man cold by j11119999 January 26, 2006

man cold 

Only men get man colds. They are the worst colds you can get. They are near-fatal. Your man will not be able to lift a finger for two weeks, if you are lucky.

"Hey S, wanna come bowling?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"

man cold by SaraJW September 11, 2005

man cold 

a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.

Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.

antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.

male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud

man cold by throughthehaze January 11, 2012

man cold 

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.

"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"

man cold by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023

Man Cold 

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!

Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.

Man Cold by DrWife September 28, 2025

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008