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man-cannon 

"SuckMyGlock45 loves to suck man-cannon until it fires in his mouth"
man-cannon by MSP2434 May 21, 2008
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man cannon 

the male reproductive organ
Draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!
man cannon by EddyGaluszka September 12, 2004

man cannon 

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis
1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"
man cannon by Mistrissyuki October 9, 2008

Man Cannon 

slang for the word penis. about 6-12 inches long.
eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her titties while she was getting ready to call it a night.
Man Cannon by da coolest guy ever August 19, 2010

man cannon 

a guys cock that shoots out cannon balls
hey quazzle i bet u like to shoot your man cannon up other guys hershie highway
you damn quaz
man cannon by billythesnipe June 15, 2003

Man Cannon 

When you squeeze a scrotum so each testicle is on either side of your fist
If you say that one more time I will Man Cannon you!
Man Cannon by Analcake April 5, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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