Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!
The male ate his semen like a man oyster!
by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017
mugGet the Man Oystermug.

Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.
My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.
by Galerion June 09, 2018
mugGet the Poor man's oystermug.

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh
yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub
by nesieg ed kcorb March 06, 2020
mugGet the lonely man's oystermug.