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This is a man that is over 30 years of age that spends his time playing video games online. This person can be very responsible individuals but at times can act just like a kid thefore resulting in the term man kid.
A man kid can be spotted playing Call of Duty, Madden NFL Football, etc. They also like to wear headsets and refer to the time spent online as "gaming."
Man Kid by Wife of Man Kid November 17, 2011
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Spider Man Kid 

Some immature dumbass kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of Spiderman in his clothing. Wears a Spiderman T-Shirt, blue sweatpants, and Sketcher Light Up shoes. Most likely watches Cartoon Network, and plays with Pokemon, Bakugan, and Yu-Gui-Oh.
Tabatha: OMG my litte brother is such a Spider man kid, he keeps on playing with Bakugan!
Tiffany:OMG like I know right? Like he has a Spider man shirt that says Bang! on it. I mean like really?
Tabatha:IKR?
Tiffany:LOLZ

Mark: REPTAR HAS TIMES FOUR JAW STRENGTH AND PLUS FIVE DEFENSE!
Bobby: NUH UH, MY GALANGANASH HAS PLUS SIX STOMPING ABILITY AND PLUS TWENTY DEFENSE.
Mark: Well your GALANGANASH IS NO MATCH FOR MY: UBARBEAR. UBARBEAR GO! WATER TORNADO ATTACK GO!
Bobby: FML
Kid Man by redrobin591 September 5, 2018

Spider-Man: No kids home 

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

Sketchy old man following kids 

Old man in colontin who follows lil kiddies home to rape them he is a famous porn star
You are asketchy old man following kids”

Pepsi man took the kids 

Pepsi man please I haven’t seen them in ten years
Person1: after my divorce pepsiman got full custody over the kids
Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?

Kidney man

Me
Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!