Man Kid

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This is a man that is over 30 years of age that spends his time playing video games online. This person can be very responsible individuals but at times can act just like a kid thefore resulting in the term man kid.

A man kid can be spotted playing Call of Duty, Madden NFL Football, etc. They also like to wear headsets and refer to the time spent online as "gaming."

Man Kid by Wife of Man Kid November 17, 2011

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Spider Man Kid

Some immature dumbass kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of Spiderman in his clothing. Wears a Spiderman T-Shirt, blue sweatpants, and Sketcher Light Up shoes. Most likely watches Cartoon Network, and plays with Pokemon, Bakugan, and Yu-Gui-Oh.

Tabatha: OMG my litte brother is such a Spider man kid, he keeps on playing with Bakugan!
Tiffany:OMG like I know right? Like he has a Spider man shirt that says Bang! on it. I mean like really?
Tabatha:IKR?
Tiffany:LOLZ

Mark: REPTAR HAS TIMES FOUR JAW STRENGTH AND PLUS FIVE DEFENSE!
Bobby: NUH UH, MY GALANGANASH HAS PLUS SIX STOMPING ABILITY AND PLUS TWENTY DEFENSE.
Mark: Well your GALANGANASH IS NO MATCH FOR MY: UBARBEAR. UBARBEAR GO! WATER TORNADO ATTACK GO!
Bobby: FML

Spider Man Kid by APERSONWHOHATESKIDSLIKETHIS March 4, 2011

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Kid Man

Kid who is super hairy

You are such a Kid Man

Kid Man by redrobin591 September 5, 2018

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Spider-Man: No kids home

The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

Spider-Man: No kids home by Kriftyz January 15, 2022

Sketchy old man following kids

Old man in colontin who follows lil kiddies home to rape them he is a famous porn star

You are a “sketchy old man following kids”

Sketchy old man following kids by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022

Pepsi man took the kids

Pepsi man please I haven’t seen them in ten years

Person1: after my divorce pepsiman got full custody over the kids
Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?

Pepsi man took the kids by I_eat_dick October 21, 2021

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Kidney man

Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!

Kidney man by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 26, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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