2 definitions by Kriftyz

Wooly Mammoth

A man with a large furry cock.

Person 1: Bro did you see that dude's dick in the locker room.
Person 2: Yes bro he is a Wooly Mammoth!!!

by Kriftyz January 18, 2022

Spider-Man: No kids home

The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

by Kriftyz January 15, 2022