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man flowers 

When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol
"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"

man flowers by Profius March 29, 2008
Words you can keep

Man Flowers 

A Blow Job / A Hummer / Head

Woman Like Flowers Guys Like Blow Jobs
The Missus Gave Me Man Flowers for Xmas it was a real Hummer
Man Flowers by Fleshdevice January 8, 2012

man flower 

The errect male cock
My man flower was in full bloom when I saw that little slut in that whore dress of hers.
man flower by Ali T April 24, 2003

man flower 

1. A flaming homosexual of the male variety. So extreme in his ways of the pixy life no one can help but notice his fairy. . .-ness.

2. Someone who is suspected to be a fairy, a queer, a fag, a shaft slapping homo.

3. A term that simply is used as an insult.

4. The cock, the shaft, an erect penis.
Ex.
1. I've only seen a man flower in heat grab as much ass as that slut.

2. Dude, have you heard the way he talks, hes fuckin' gotta be a man flower.

3. You dumbass. . . .<under breath>- What a man-flower.

4. Slap my man-flower you beesh, slap it long, hard and slap it fast.
man flower by Ashen Skies. September 19, 2003

damn man flower 

Way to describe an especially fragrant male
damn man flower by L-Bo July 8, 2003
A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
manflower by Ellen Bancroft June 12, 2006

Brazilian Manflower 

Titty-fucking a girl backwards so your ass is lined up with her mouth, then blowing a fart off in her mouth. A particularly dirty individual might be able to leave a brown ring, or 'flower' around the girl's mouth.
From afar, it appeared as though the woman had grown a mustache and goatee, but it was soon apparent she was the recipient of a vicious Brazilian Manflower.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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