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Blind China Man
Blind China Man by Rk1997 November 20, 2017
there was a young man from china
There was a young man from china
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
there was a young man from china by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
China-man's beard
China-man's beard by Glasshoppah April 22, 2011
Chinese China man
Chinese China man by Richard suckle June 26, 2016
China Man
China Man by Bill Dings November 16, 2010
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