Man Bath 

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

Man Bath by Matt May 22, 2008

Man Bath 

When a grown man takes a bath, it is seen as wrong in the publics opinion, but a man needs his bath

Josh: Dude i need a man bath
Mike: Dude, your gay
Josh: A man needs his bath
Mike: True

Man Bath by jdog1232432 May 12, 2008

how bath man

first u get in hotel. then get in hotel ruum then get in shower turn shower on. but u sad u have no bathtub. saddd

it just is when tooo poor to get a bath in bath tub

Dick: I want to how bath man.
James: yeaa i knoww samee

how bath man by I hav a+ in sceanice February 18, 2021

man bubble bath 

when a girl is showered by a mans milky man glue.

ill hit you with my man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue

*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath

man bubble bath by john really brown September 23, 2006

man grenade bath blaster 

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

man grenade bath blaster by SparkyMae March 8, 2022

Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

Spider-Man a Bathroom by Pteropus December 14, 2023

Says the man in the bathrobe 

Can be used as a substitute for "Thats what she said." in situations where a statement was made with a sexual double entendre.

Rob- "Man, I'm really having a hard time fitting this in here!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"

Says the man in the bathrobe by Frosticles13 May 24, 2011