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Man's Best Friend 

A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.
My dog Biscuit is a great dog. Truly man's best friend.
Man's Best Friend by Zoniax June 8, 2009
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Man's Best friend surely is a dog!
I have a pointer mix named Abby, SWEETEST DOG IN THE WORLD! She cuddles me if I cry, when I'm mad she comes to me to calm me down, she even does this cute thing where she rests her chin on my leg when she begs for food! She TRULY IS my best friend! Man's Best friend!

Man's best friend 

A woman's breasts are man's best friend.
Man's best friend by Southern Threat November 30, 2020

Man’s Best Friend

Man’s best friend is the vagina.

Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist.

A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.
Without Man’s best friend (vaginas) reproduction would be impossible. After Alexa showed me her vagina I couldn't stop thinking about it for a month. It drove me crazy. I almost failed my high school classes.

Man's Bestfriend 

Dude my German Shepherd is freaking awesome. He protected me from an intruder.lets just say that guy wont be intruding anymore. I love this canine. Dog is truly Man's bestfriend .
Man's Bestfriend by wowdudethatskool September 15, 2009

a mans bestfriend 

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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