Mallcheck

Baby Stalin. A conspiracy theorist whograhles with OC spray and has a mustache you could hide a camp stove inside. Diet consists of Spam sandwiches, monster energy, and nicotine. Easily agitated, use discretion when approaching. Calms down with smoked chub meat.

That dude is a crazy mother Mallcheck.

by Bishopwy4 January 27, 2023

ballcheck

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it

Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me

by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

Malchick

Also russian for boy.

Eto malchick ne kapitalist. (This boy isn't a capitalist).

by Agilio November 8, 2005

Malchick

Nadsat for guy; man

Your a hansome strong malchick like us all georgie boy!

by docta satan February 14, 2004

malchicks

From A Clockwork Orange, Alex and his gangster friends (malchicks).

This evening in the Korova there was a fair number of vecks and ptitsas and devotchkas and malchicks smecking and peeting away...

by wojtas June 20, 2004

malchick

Another word for a male, coined by Anthony Burgess in A Clockwork Orange.

There were three devotchkas sitting at the counter all together, but there were four of us malchicks and it was usually like one for all and all for one. - from A Clockwork Orange

by greyesdontsleep December 14, 2008

mancheck

1. man-check, man-checked (n. or v.)the process of having one's manhood tested or questioned especially due to females or female type circumstances, i.e. girlfriends or shopping.
2.(v.) Having your or a friend's manhood tested because they are pussywhipped

1. Tommy needs a mancheck, he ditched the barbecue to go shopping with his girlfriend.

2. We gave Tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch "The Notebook," rather than play poker.

by Jonathan Calderon December 16, 2008