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Malgnostic 

n., adj.
"mal-": "bad", + '''gnostic''': ''knowing''

n. Someone who believes in a supreme being or deity of some sort, but that the entity in question is more likely to intend evil than good. Sort of the opposite of most monotheistic religions.

adj. Seeming to be caused by or the result of an evil supreme being or deity.
n.: He is not an agnostic or an atheist, but a malgnostic.

adj.: George W. Bush being elected or re-elected is clearly a malnostic event.
Malgnostic by Fandyllic December 24, 2004
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magnostic 

The belief that magnets, magnetic fields, and magnetism are lies made up by the government to hide the existence of wizards.
Adam: I got you magnets for your birthday!
Will: What you got me are lies! You should know by now that I'm a magnostic!
magnostic by pkpman February 16, 2019

Magnottic 

The term used to describe someone who is fond of Luka Magnotta.
Female to her friend: You are so obsessed with Luka. You've seen all his videos, read all his blogs, have pictures and quotes of him everywhere, and you know a lot about him. You're a Magnottic for sure!
Magnottic by TrueBlue111 June 19, 2015

magnestic 

"if you know how and why magnetic and majestic go together you are magnestic."
"says who?"
"says Prince Akishino"
magnestic by Krkič April 22, 2019

Maloosticaria

An awesome sensation achieved by sniping someone through the eye and getting the Sniper Kill medal followed by winning the game.
Oh man, I just experienced Maloosticaria!
Maloosticaria by xtSmSnip3r June 23, 2010

Magnastical 

An item or thing that is Magnificent, fantastic, and normally is a masculine adverb.
That guy has a magnastical bread. Or that guy was magnastical at football.
Magnastical by Handthumb January 19, 2025
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