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Someone who's always up tight. Always needs to argue with someone because in his mind thats completely normal. Someone that also uses perfect spelling and untouchable punctuation.
Hi, I'm Malerik. You're wrong, and I'm right.
malerik by Naapalm March 30, 2008
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Someone who loves to hear himself talk. He will talk about himself to anyone who will listen, for hours. A Malerik also falls in love and tries to mate once ever 1-2 weeks. This helps keep the flow of his cyber sex sessions.
Hi I'm Malerik. I love you. Wanna cyber?
Malerik by Unluckyone October 17, 2008
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A Maleik is crazy goofy funny wild and loving. Loves his family and is protective. He is athletic and loves to have fun. He is kinda hard to handle at times and can be very frustrating but he is always loyal. If he loves you, you know it. If he doesn't, you know it. Loves to go fast.
Girl. Wow that Maleik is great at basketball and always watches over his sisters.
Girl2. Yea but he acts like he can't talk to me.
Girl. Yea but he don't like you
maleik by Reli Rardy April 23, 2014
A gorgeous woman (not girl) who is well aware of her surroundings, is loved by all including women. Every man wants her, every girl wishes she could be her. She is clever, witty, sarcastic, and perfect in everyway.
Damn, that one chick is one of the coolest bitches I have ever met, I bet she's a Malerie!
Malerie by treeme77654 December 21, 2008
Created from the man himself, someone who has been through so much and come out on top by using rebellious and unusual techniques, someone who breaks the rules, the he himself makes, and doesn't care about what others see in him.
Very Strong willed and never wrong.
Mother: you watch out for that boy he's a maverik!
Daughter: What's a maverik mum?
Mother: Someone who doesn't follow the rules, you don't want to get tangled up in that.
Daughter: Ooooooooh*jumps on his motorbike*
maverik by maverik October 17, 2004
"HEY its A Malarik."
Malarik by Malraccoon September 3, 2020
Malerie (Mal-er-ee), a name often confused with the word "maleria". A different spelling of Mallory. Totally awesome human being. Not infectious or diseased.

Also known as "Mallerkins" "Mally" "Mal" and "Mallers".

Not to be confused with a mallard.
Hey, look at her. She isn't diseased or infectious at all! She must be a Malerie.
Malerie by Pali Q April 23, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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