A malekitth is coolest guy you know, think modern Fonzie but more metal. One who loves to be the anti-hero. A person everyone looks up to and respects because he is nice, and gets shit done. A malekitth will claim they aren't very good and that they just surrounds themselves with the best people. A malekitth is what Rock N Roll feels like and has the guitar skills and the tall ass boots to prove it. Malekitth is also a person who partied so hard80's that they don't remember much besides the wrestling.
Malekitth is NOT what Mike tyson says when he is trying to get two guys to kiss.
Damn that guy is such a malekitth.
Damn how are we supposed to get any chicks with that malekitth around?
A man with a very large penis. Great Shooter. Endurance is his most notable trait, and he is known to last far longer than others. He is a silent lover but always consistent, with a great stroke. He is reminiscent of a turtle sometimes, slow and steady, but is capable of accelerating to high speeds.
Person 1: "Yo, I was so steady last night, shot great and lasted forever."
Person 2: "Wow! On the court or on the bed?"
Person 1: "Both! I'm such a Malekai!"
Malekai is the hottest boy in your school. He has a big dick and get hella girls. Whoever his girlfriend is is very lucky because he is very kind and will spoil her. He also got a big dick.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.