Malekitth

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A malekitth is coolest guy you know, think modern Fonzie but more metal. One who loves to be the anti-hero. A person everyone looks up to and respects because he is nice, and gets shit done. A malekitth will claim they aren't very good and that they just surrounds themselves with the best people. A malekitth is what Rock N Roll feels like and has the guitar skills and the tall ass boots to prove it. Malekitth is also a person who partied so hard 80's that they don't remember much besides the wrestling.

Malekitth is NOT what Mike tyson says when he is trying to get two guys to kiss.

Damn that guy is such a malekitth.
Damn how are we supposed to get any chicks with that malekitth around?

Malekitth by lostcaust1981 September 9, 2019

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Malkinthekid

Verb: To Troll someone while offering services as a street prostitute

That ugly woman is Malkinthekid-ing on Main Street.

Malkinthekid by Ollyc3 June 4, 2009

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malebitch

A male who exhibits the traits of a bitch; used to describe men who exhibit the characteristic behaviour. Alternative form male bitch

Mike is a malebitch

malebitch by youngleftyguy October 4, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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