malekaih
A dude with a micro penis but a pretty nice two pack. He is a dick most of the time but he can sometimes be useful for having a threesum.
malekaih by Turduckinducksinturtles March 18, 2018
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Malekai
A man with a very large penis. Great Shooter. Endurance is his most notable trait, and he is known to last far longer than others. He is a silent lover but always consistent, with a great stroke. He is reminiscent of a turtle sometimes, slow and steady, but is capable of accelerating to high speeds.
Malekai
Malekai is the hottest boy in your school. He has a big dick and get hella girls. Whoever his girlfriend is is very lucky because he is very kind and will spoil her. He also got a big dick.
Malekai by ToeSucker69 October 14, 2019
Malekai
Malekai a great guy, once you know him... at first when you see him he is weird or mean but once you get to know him he is really nice and caring and will do his best to try and help his friends.
Malekai
Everybody knows of him, but they don't know him. Malekai is usually vibing by himself, lowkey stacking bread and bettering himself, but highkey flexing on his haters. His friends say he changed on them, but he knows that's not true, he's just in his bag. He's real popular, but only hangs around 2-3 people. He used to have a big heart, but the hoes turned him into a lowkey savage so if you get a Malekai, treat him right cuz he lowkey dont trust nobody no more. He's not a fighter, but don't test him, as he is very much like a lone wolf. Malekai may seem awkward, but he just dont talk to nobody because he real lowkey, unlike the morons who be loud and shit. People think he's dumb, but he really lowkey smart but not for the stuff school be teachin cause its lowkey not that important in the real world.
Who's that real lowkey popular dude with the lowkey drip?
That's Malekai, he be true to himself and shit.
That's Malekai, he be true to himself and shit.
Malekai by popularlonervibes49 November 22, 2021
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