A man with a very large penis. Great Shooter. Endurance is his most notable trait, and he is known to last far longer than others. He is a silent lover but always consistent, with a great stroke. He is reminiscent of a turtle sometimes, slow and steady, but is capable of accelerating to high speeds.

Person 1: "Yo, I was so steady last night, shot great and lasted forever."
Person 2: "Wow! On the court or on the bed?"
Person 1: "Both! I'm such a Malekai!"

Malekai by glblsqd July 30, 2013

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Malekai

Malekai is the hottest boy in your school. He has a big dick and get hella girls. Whoever his girlfriend is is very lucky because he is very kind and will spoil her. He also got a big dick.

Date Malekai now

Malekai by ToeSucker69 October 14, 2019

Malekai

Malekai a great guy, once you know him... at first when you see him he is weird or mean but once you get to know him he is really nice and caring and will do his best to try and help his friends.

I went on this date today and the guy was a real Malekai Me and him we're talking and he seemed a bit weird and rude at first but once he got to know me more he was being nice, oh boy was that guy a real Malekai!

Malekai by JJhudeu April 23, 2018

Malekai

Everybody knows of him, but they don't know him. Malekai is usually vibing by himself, lowkey stacking bread and bettering himself, but highkey flexing on his haters. His friends say he changed on them, but he knows that's not true, he's just in his bag. He's real popular, but only hangs around 2-3 people. He used to have a big heart, but the hoes turned him into a lowkey savage so if you get a Malekai, treat him right cuz he lowkey dont trust nobody no more. He's not a fighter, but don't test him, as he is very much like a lone wolf. Malekai may seem awkward, but he just dont talk to nobody because he real lowkey, unlike the morons who be loud and shit. People think he's dumb, but he really lowkey smart but not for the stuff school be teachin cause its lowkey not that important in the real world.

Who's that real lowkey popular dude with the lowkey drip?
That's Malekai, he be true to himself and shit.

Malekai by popularlonervibes49 November 22, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026