make friends 

1. an excuse at a party used to justify approaching strangers of the opposite sex in attempts to make a party in his or her mouth
2. RANDOM SEX!

Jill: Lets go "make friends"!

Maia: Jill, you're such a hoe! You made friends with like twelve guys last night!

Jill: Oh, please! You know you want to...

Maia: I know. I do.

make friends by Shanaynay all day February 27, 2010

Make Friends 

Somethings you cant/wont do

Billy: "I like to make friends."
Teacher:"wrong"

Make Friends by Me.is.real December 28, 2021

Make friends with the drain 

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

Make friends with the drain by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

I did not come here to make friends! by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009

I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win 

A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.

"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."

I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.

To lie outrageously or brazenly

1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."

2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.

3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!

4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF) by Arta November 30, 2005

Secrets Don't Make Friends 

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.

Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...

Secrets Don't Make Friends by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011