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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
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Fuck Maine 

I have a six-page essay due tonight and I haven't even started it yet. Fuck Maine.
Fuck Maine by Black Jew November 16, 2009
A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.

Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.

An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!

You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!

Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
Minge by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
A Bay Area slang meaning crazy, out of control, weird, or all of the above
Her: You heard about Tristan cheating with Jordyn?
Him: yeah, that's mainey
Mainey by Flavorgirl February 22, 2019

Minge'atouille 

When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.
At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!

Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli

Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.

Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.

On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.
Minge'atouille by DMonkage May 30, 2014