A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.
A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.
You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.