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An urban legend of a person who likes white eggs and does not stop eating potatoes. She is said to sneak into houses at night and feed off children. She also likes a chunk of Miah's meat.
OMG A Mahfug WOOOW
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Muhammad bin mahfuz 

he isnt the sweetest person on earth but he can have a crush, date and move on from the same girl within a month. You might think you know him but you don't trust me (well he's pretty easy to read if you truly understand him). he is a child at heart but still and old soul ~-~. could be a teenage mess. He might be flirting with hundreds but that 101st number is a thing indeeeeeddd. he is tall, broad shoulders, cute, fairy fair, handsome, nice hands but yes BUT is a total narcissist if you dont 'really' know him tho.
How did muhammad bin mahfuz pass tho!!??!
Muhammad bin mahfuz by #gigz May 18, 2022
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The most beautiful,kind hearted, and all around attractive person. Once you get to know a Mahfuz, your life will never be the same and you will not be able to live without him. He likes fighting.Mahfuz is one of a kind, and hard to find. Mahfuz Has an amazing personality but not noticed by a lot of people because those people don't look deep enough. Mahfuz is Very smart and intelligent. He truly trusts he's friends. Sometimes hyper sometimes crazy.
Once you get to know mahfuz, your life will never be the same and you will not be able to live without him. I promise

muhfugga 

Bastardized ebonic version of motherfucker. One who has coitus with their own mother.
They say that cat shaft is a bad muhfugga. Shut you mouth. I'm just talkin' 'bout shaft.
An incredibly beautiful girl from East London.
"I'm going out with Mahfuza tonight"
"Ahhh you lucky bastard Ruhel!"
mahfuza by FatBabyPumpkin January 28, 2014

Muhfuggin 

-slurring your words enough to combine the words "mother" and "fuckin'" to create one cohesive compound word, which in turn, increases your ability to flow when cussing someone out

-cussing without actually saying "mother fuckin"

n. muhfugga- mother fucker
Joe: Dude you're drunk as tits.
Billy: Muhfugga, i ain't muhfuggin drunk at all.

(running through the forest of Blue Berry Yum Yum)
Cameron: This is muhfuggin crazy.
Matt: Yeah i'm getting a muhfuggin crazy trip.
Muhfuggin by BambiBro March 9, 2010

to the muhfuggin woods 

slang for "lets do some fuckin drugs"
"yo ronnie lets go to the muhfuggin woods mayne"
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“No way, is that cake?”
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