a useless donkey that thinks it is very funny. However, it’s a horrible person who brings other people down. SMTIMES he can be nice tho. But he’s mean
A noble boy. One that does not lie because he's bad at it. Tends to be very handsome and very, very good with girls. However, he does have trouble with patience. Mahamud is another name for Mohamoud, altered usually for uniqueness.
This boy tends to enjoy animie and loves football. Everyone would like to have Mahamud as a friend because he's just an awesome guy.
Girl: Hey is that Mahamud?
Girl (2): Yeah! Let's see if he'll go shopping with us.
Girl: He's probably got better things to do.
Girl (2): Like freakin' football.
A refined and highly intelligent man who oozes charm. Women consider him to be extremely cute. He's coy in the most alluring way. Coquettish, yet demure. A great kisser, though when he's had enough of women trying to seduce him, he has the art of making his body physically growl.
Ahmadinejad is a controversial figure and one of the most outspoken leader of Muslim countries that fight with US regarding justice, peace, and equality of the world that slowly dissapear nowadays. He was criticised by Western governments for his statements agreeing with Ruhollah Khomeini that Israel should be "wiped off the map", support of Hezbollah, and controversial comments he has made about the Holocaust and the legitimacy of Israel's existence.
Are you really serious when you say that Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "We need to look at the scene in the Middle East—60 years of war, 60 years of displacement, 60 years of conflict, not even a day of peace. We need to address and resolve the root problem."
The sweetest most caring person you will ever meet. Is very respectful and wants the same in return. Really smart, but protective of his heart. He is very easy to love, don't fall to fast though, he prefers to take it slow. Doesn't like conversation with no substance, point or meaning. Mahmoud doesn't like to waste his time on people with bad personalities, don't care and aren't willing to try. And he will do anything he can to help the people he cares about, no matter what it is or where you are and is open-minded. Just plain fun to talk to and spend time with.
"That guy is perfect, he must be a Mahmoud."
"You're going to have to work for that one, he is a real Mahmoud."
"I wish that someday I will find a Mahmoud to be mine forever."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*