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Mandetta 

A prolonged series of hostile, passive aggressive acts directed at random, unsuspecting men by a woman who is still mad over her last breakup.
Courtney: "I heard that Mary threw a drink on Todd last night when he asked her to go home with him."
Donna: "Omg, why??? Todd's a hottie!"
Courtney: "She has a mean mandetta after that whole drama with Chad & the stripper."
Mandetta by Nora Wrana May 30, 2008
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A daily dripper who is said to be a Dirp lord by stylish people. Always has the latest drip, and make everybody go crazy he’s around.
Man Draco from high school is now a Maflet, he always fashion himself the latest
Maflet by Coldy March 8, 2020

mafnetter 

A mafnetter is a small group of women who meet once a month to support each other and learn new skills.
"Hey look at mafnet, manager of the mafnetters!"
mafnetter by mafnet September 19, 2020
someone who is super cool and pogchamp
that guy is so mafnet!
mafnet by mafnet October 22, 2020
Wow why is he using hair spray and a lighter to get that tire on?
Dont botter him he is an mafketel.
mafketel by Bart 1 April 8, 2020

Mafoeterpoes 

Anything big that you struggle with. Originates from the Swazi word "mafoeta" which means big, and the Afrikaans word "poes" which means cunt.
This thing is so big I don't know how we are going to move it, damn Mafoeterpoes!
That big guy is troubling me, he's a real Mafoeterpoes!
Mafoeterpoes by Barrytheterrible November 3, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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