Madiunese

Madiunese is a language of Madiu, who is commonly known as the fucking legend. Madiunese is also the most complicated language in the world, consisting of British and Latin terms, and quotes from boring books.

Person 1 (Understands Madiunese): C'est la vie.

Person 2 (Does not understand Madiunese): What? Are you from Afghanistan? I can't understand their language but some legend told me something similar before he lectured me on the importance of excluding the letter "T" out of every word.

Madiunese by WeirdGoatWentHere January 15, 2023

Marinesexual

Completing raunchy, disgusting sexual acts: Said acts are typically homosexual, sadistic, and (or) impossible to perform; when viewed by outsiders, but are in reality nonsexual in nature and simply designed to illicit congratulatory responses from brethren and often used to assert dominance.

The hot chicks were throwing themselves at him, but he is such a marinesexual that he took the 350 pounder home just so the platoon would see.

Marinesexual challenge, let's band our dicks together to quad pen this skank Voltron style!

Marinesexual by Donell Worthington November 10, 2020

San Marinese kiss 

In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.

Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)

Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)

San Marinese kiss by Pete616 November 10, 2010

Macinese 

The name given to people who are extremely obsessive about their Macintosh computers. They abide by the laws established by Steve Jobs, and will senselessly blurt out profanity containing Microsoft.

I had used Windows for 12 plus years, but when I switched to OS X I found out that I was quickly becoming Macinese.

Macinese by William Stuller July 25, 2008

mariinese 

A new type of mayo that was founded by the one and only marii, it was said that it can only be found in the rarest of rare places and we only know that 1 jar is in existence, which marii owns and has never let out of her sight, it is also said that she even takes it into the bathroom with her to keep it safe.

Yo did you hear, someone made a jar of mariinese!
No way, there's only 1 jar of mariinese in existence!
Mariinese is the BEST tasting mayo in the world!!
Mariinese isn't mayo you dumb fuck

mariinese by the oneand only March 22, 2021

Maddinese 

characteristic dialect coming from a person named Maddie, term originated by inspiration of Maddie "Zee Lime Gal".

I need a maddinese dictionary to speak with you.

Maddinese by jojoguacman February 3, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020