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Mad Real World 

Most likely the best sketch of Chappelle Show ever
-Katie's got some big ass titties
-correction...I did have sex with Katie
-but Tyree you killed my dad
Mad Real World by L-dizzle October 24, 2004

the mad real world 

Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.
From The Mad Real World:

White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."

Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."

Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."

Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."

Mad Realities 

A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.
Damn, I can't believe Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Mad Realities, man.

Realm of the Mad God 

A massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that revolves around an evil god named Oryx dropping players into his realm so he has food for his minions, which in this case is you. The Nexus, the hub world, is considered a haven, so many players come here to seek refuge from Oryx's evil monsters.
Some highlights of Realm of the Mad God include trading potions for equipment, shooting monsters until they die, and losing your wizard to a giant skull summoned by a king.
Realm of the Mad God by ThePerfectRun September 2, 2014

Realm of the Mad God 

A shit game that bots such as Tino and Jrokn play to circle jerk each other into oblivion about some shitty, meaningless reward system.
Jrokn: Wow i can't believe I finally got 20 million alive fame in the game Realm of the Mad God!
Tino: *says the nword (hard r) 20 times and leaves vc*
Realm of the Mad God by heyman:D January 25, 2022

Realm Of The Mad God 

A cess pool of cancerous 9 year olds who payed all of mummies credit card for a divine pet and purple name. Knight unbalanced the game so nobody is allowed to do the fun. Incredibly pay to win since kabam got to it and stabbed it with 3 credit cards but other than that is pretty fun :D.
Realm of the Mad God is fun.
Realm Of The Mad God by AshDargon February 1, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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