Mad Eye Moody 

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friend(s) and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Mad Eye Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.

- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Mad Eye Moody, huh? :P

Mad Eye Moody by Aquarii May 27, 2019

Mad Eye Moody 

A physical ailment, usually exhibited by the overly tired or the extremely drunk, wherein one eye of the sufferer seems to wander aimlessly while the other eye remains fixed on the target of interest.

This unfortunate condition is typically environmentally induced and should not to be confused with the naturally occurring 'lazy eye' attributed to weak eye muscles.

The term refers to the Harry Potter character named Mad Eye Moody who possessed one magical eye that could scan the surrounding for Death Eaters, including above and behind the wearers line-of-sight.

Noun-
"Your sister has a bad case of the 'Mad Eye Moody'. I can't tell if she's looking at me and it's freaking me out!"

Adjective-
"I could tell she was a novice drinker because she was all 'Mad Eye Moody' after one beer."

Adverb-
"After driving straight through from Indy to Orlando, I was more than tired....I was 'Mad Eye Moody' tired!"

Mad Eye Moody by Blonde Stranger September 4, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008