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vi. To talk about Apple Macintosh computers to the point of boring every non-Mac-addict around oneself to death. Something that every Macolyte does at least once in a while.

vt. To bore somebody to death (or close to) with one of the above.

n. An rant of the type described above.
vi. - I like Mac so much that sometimes I just can't help Macranting.

vt. - I have a friend who's a Mac user. He's cool, but it can get a bit annoying when he Macrants me to death.

n. - Steve Jobs is perhaps the only person alive who can deliver a Macrant and insodoing fill everyone around him with joy.
Macrant by Carlos Net April 24, 2005
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Derived (by Alex) from the noun "Packrat", someone with the unnatural and unhealthy compulsion to collect old, outdated, strange or useless Macintosh Computers.
"I just nabbed an SE and a G3 all in one from the dump!" "Geez you're almost as big a Macrat as Grant!"
Macrat by dvsjr May 6, 2006
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Marcantel 

synonymous with Master Chief, a fictional character popularized by the Halo video game saga
Shane: What is that on Marcantel's bookshelf?
Jesse: Oh, that's his battle helmet. He's in the shower.
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marcanthony 

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Manrantula 

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MarcAntonio

An amazing person to be around. You definitely want a MarcAntonio by your side because he will always make you laugh. He is both intelligent and good looking. MarcAntonio attracts all the women and is a great person all around. He tends to be around large groups of people and enjoys to make others feel good.
Woah, is that MarcAntonio over there. He looks soooo hot and handsome!
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