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Masochistic 

Someone who gets sexual pleasure (horny) from being hurt or in pain.

Ex. When someone is:whipped, clawed to bleed, bitten to bleed, slapped, ect. and then want sex BAD.
Sarah: I was with this guy last night and I accidentally made him bleed.

Joe: Then what happened?

Sarah: He moaned and took me to the bedroom!

Joe: What a masochistic man!
Masochistic by Miss.Masochist June 25, 2009

Masochistic Friendship 

1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.

2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.

3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.

He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
Masochistic Friendship by -DJP- September 27, 2011

masochistic necrobeastipedophile 

a person that gets off from pain inflicted by dead baby animals.
"I'm a masochistic necrobeastipedophile so hit me hard with that dead puppy as I touch myself."

masochistic schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in the suffering and misfortune of others and also taking pleasure in feeling bad about that joy.
Masochistic schadenfreude is the key to happiness in a modern world, where we only interact through social media. I think your suffering is funny. That makes me feel bad. I like that too.

sado-masochistic 

Adjective: engaging in sado-masochism. A form of bondage-discipline or pain-pleasure.
Bruce and his lover Brian were into BSDM and were a sado-masochistic pair.
sado-masochistic by Luigi July 11, 2004

masochist 

Person who enjoys writing/using java
A: What is he doing the project in?
B: JAVA! What a masochist...
masochist by ~javauser July 21, 2023
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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