MacEmergency 

Specialists and masters of their trade

I think I need MacEmergency

MacEmergency by Pee999 February 16, 2023

memergency 

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.

The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.

memergency by dos divas July 29, 2009

Mcmergency 

When you dial 911 from a fast food restaurant or sub shop because they screwed up your order or don't have what you want and you're too stupid to figure out how to handle the situation on your own.

The woman who dialed 911 because she couldn't get her Mcnuggets was having a Mcmergency

Mcmergency by kevinz March 4, 2009

memergency 

Meme emergency.
When you're in need of a specific meme you cannot find, forgot to save when you had the chance or while are on to go and don't have access to your meme folder.

Please help me Laura, I have a memergency! Send me the one with kermit in his car, going to get more tea!

memergency by Michikohime December 31, 2016

memergency 

When you have the perfect opportunity to plug a meme you cannot find.

When you ask your friends to help you find meme(s) for a situation.

"Can you send me that meme with Kermit driving a car? I have a memergency!"

memergency by Michikohime July 3, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022