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maldoons
SGTS in the military who think they know it all, or are funny, but in actuality are only compensating for their own " short comings"
maldoons by specialist/e-4 May 15, 2010
makdoonaldis
McDonalds - as pronounced by people reading McDonalds spelled out with Arabic letters... it's hilarious, cuz if you go to Egypt you'll hear them saying McDonald's like this.
On a street in Cairo: trying to hail a cab.
Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."
Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."
makdoonaldis by Adel7 January 2, 2008
maboonie
Someone who is cared about by the person who calls them "Maboonie." Usually used as a nickname for a significant other.
I love you, you're my Maboonie
maboonie by michaellevanta November 14, 2013
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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