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my axe is a song from the good band, ICP (Insane Clown Posse) it was a good song till these fatass mainstream bitches overused the song on the toxic app "Tik Tok" one even made a remake of it, sounds pretty ass to me- might as well scratch a glass plate with fork and call it music with that shit lmao
Emo bitch: "Hey have you listened to my axe by ICP!? It's pretty good!!"

Juggalo: "Shut the fuck up"
my axe by p1ssbaby March 18, 2021
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and my axe! 

superfluously tacked on to pretty much any sentence that ends in a noun.
Guy: we can take my car.
Person: AND MY AXE!
and my axe! by porkosi trader January 3, 2009

and my axe 

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.
Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!
and my axe by wangdalfthegay June 18, 2006

get my axe 

The words that Negan says to Rick when we all realize that's Rick is his BITCH
(Throws axe out of R.V) "Get my axe😡"
get my axe by Line Up April 27, 2017

playing my axe

Playing my guitar (see Buddy Guy - "Just Playing My Axe")
playing my axe by lizziearm June 17, 2017

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.
"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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