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A very smart person with sexual body features
You made a 100% on the test you are very montero
Montero by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015
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welcome to montero daddy
Montero Know as lil nas x
Also a banger tbh and a song that caused all the Christians to get hella mad and also brought us some fire satan shoes. But Fr montero(call me by your name) is a fucking vibe.And involves lil nas x giving the devil a lap dance
Christian friend-ughhh I hate lil nas x’s new song montero
Me-honestly it’s a vibe and I kinda got those shoes...
Christian friend-YOURE GOING TO HELL
Me-okay
A banger, like seriously. It's about being w/ a significant other and wanting to get closer (with some horndog lines) I've been listening to this song on loop and the lyrics be stuck in my mind. Seen a lot of yaoi AMVs with this song, and it fits well- Ok, but in all seriousness I would not come over if you call me when you want--
"Lil nas X has a great song, it's like somethin bout a name?"
"Yeah it's called Montero."
Montero by koror June 21, 2021

Montero Hill 

The hottest, coolest, prettiest person on this earth 🥵👌🏽😩
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montero the album

Litteraly the album of the year 2021 (by Lil Nas X) 😍
montero the album by Stream montero February 10, 2022

Alex J Montero 

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
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